Girl: Why are boys so dense?
Boy: Because we're always thinking about sex.
Girl: Well you'd get a lot more sex if you weren't so dense.
*rest of the room applauds*
(observed in real life)
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- sometimes pictures express my love more than words.
- 4 318 kilometres.
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- don't cry.
- love is a four letter word.
- state the obvious.
- self esteem.
- jesus is my homeboy.
- fuzz.
- change shoes.
- love.
- delicacies.
- i've never been a big fan of angels.
- optical illusions.
- horror movie ending.
- fangs.
- heartbreak has a beat.
- beautiful.disaster.
- a conversation starter.
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- the best lessons.
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